61 Most Savage Roasts And Jokes List That Will Shut All Jerks Up (2023)

Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.

Your face is fine but you have to put a bag over that personality.

Is there an app I can download to make you disappear?

I’m visualizing duck tape over your mouth.

I’m jealous of people who don’t know you.

Your so dumb i bet before you watched IT you thought Pennywise was an atm.

Your the reason god created the middle finger

You're entitled to your incorrect opinion

You should really take a trip to hell, and take your parents with you

your the reason theres rain

your the reason theres makeup

if i was you ide donate myself to a thrift store because thats where cheep crap goess

sorry my internet is slow but atleast im happy its not as slow as your brain

Your so fake barbie OR Ken is jealous

Was you born on a highway? Because that's where most MISTAKES and ACCIDENTS are made. 😉

I would roast you, but my mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

you look like a gorilla just came out of town riding on a pony

I think i'll need an extra punch to get through all those layers

50% of your beauty can be fixed with a garbage bag over your head

Ur the reason why god created the middles finger

I was hoping to challenge you to a battle of wits but i see u r unarmed

Roses r red violets r blue god made me pretty what happened to u

Where are u I can only see plastic in front of me

Everyone has the right to be stupid sometimes, but you are REALLY abusing the privilege.

When u were born ur mum said that u where a treasure...! LETS BURY IT!

Your breath is the reason for climate change.

dont be ashamed of yourself, thats your parents job!

If laughter was the best medicine your face would cure the world

my phone battery lasts longer than ur relationships

If I wanted to commit suicide, I would just jump from your ego to your IQ

"We're you born in a highway? That is where most accidents happen.

You're calling me gay? I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on

You're so fat when you ate at KFC the waiter served you the bucket on the roof.

i have 5 fingers, each one resembles a person. The middle one has to be you

An old teacher asked her student: “If I say ‘I am beautiful’, which tense is that?” The student replied: “It’s obviously past.”

have you ever considered not trying to be an idiot?

Your mom has so many warts in her face that it spells "ugly" in brail

When is your soul coming back from vacation?

I think you're pretty, pretty pathetic.

If you stuffed your head with cotton, you would be smarter because right now, your brain is full of dead flies - oh, wait, you don't have one!

you're IQ is the reason humans arnt on mars yet.

You have more chins than brain cells

what happened to you it looks like corona just hit un ur area

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find your brain back there.

u so uglu u make onions cry

if your gonna be such a two faced jerk at least make one of them prettier

You so ugly , you made Kanye West , go east to avoid you

your mom so fat wen she. borrded the titanic she sunk it

Donald Trump is smarter than you he has a IQ of 2 You have a IQ of -200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and so on

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

when you try to boil a lobster, it screams before, bc it saw your face

I'm as useful as a white crayon on black paper. You my friend, are a white crayon on white paper.

Can we go to the zoo? I want to meet your family

Your talking to me? I only thought you talk behind my back!

Your hairline look's like the KFC manager

You so fat even dora can't explore you

The reason your mom cry's when cutting onion's because you turned out to be a big FAILURE

You're so ugly that god had to look away.

I bet your face would melt if I put a candle to it, because all it is, is plastic!

No wonder your mom has such a big mouth, you have one the size of a whole house

You're so ugly that your mom said, "whos baby is that..?" then when the doctor told her it was hers, she cried.

People tell me to take a joke, but the only joke I see if you

omg it is your long lost brother: spongebob I"ll drown you so you can have a better life with him jerk

You can speak english?!? I thought you only spoke trash.

Ya IQ is -77666888389393488484829299292929 and my baby brothers is 1

when people make fun of adopted kids "At least they where wanted"

Your the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles

Roses r red, violets r blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, i'll be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!

If I had a dollar for ever time I wanted to throw you out a window, I'd have more money than Bill Gates. .

When you look on a mirror it cracks

your so ugly, the mirror looked away

The world is beautiful! Everything is beautiful! Oh.. wait... everything EXCEPT you...

I 'd never roast plastic it's bad for the environment

Yo mama so hairy, when she went to the store, they said ``no pets allowed``

if I picked you up and dropped you the whole earth would cave in on its selfd

your existence is the reason cover 19 exists

if you became a manager of a store not even a Karen would speak to you

Shouldn't you be in the sewers because I've thought that you were a rat.

We were happily married for one month, but unfortunately we’ve been married for 10 years.

You look like the waste in my toilet!

your so fat you can't even fit in in a thousand foot wide pool

You're the grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have 5 fingers, the middle ones for you

If you’re waiting for me to start care, I hope you brought something for eating, because it’s gonna be a long time.

I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but you’re really abusing that privilege

Please, don’t stop, keep talking. I only yawn when I’m super intrigued.

your so dumb if we put you in a competition vs a baby the baby will win

Okay, my fatness can be fixed but your ugliness can't

CRY YOURSELF A RIVER, BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!!!

Maybe eat makeup so you will be pretty on the inside

Stop using McDonalds free wifi

Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.

y don't you check eBay out and see if they have life for sale

i thought of you today,it reminded me to take out the trash

I used to be addicted to soap, now I'm clean! Want some?

This is an A and B conversation so C your way out of it! Thanks!

Did you get that "roast" off of google?

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you

You and your prents are the ultimate example of two wrongs dont make a right.

even onions cry when they see you

Yo mamma so fat that Thanos had to snap twice

you sooo ugly when i saw you i thought i was dreaming

when your mom cuts onions and crys its because onions remind her of u

Your mum is so fat that when i pictured her in my head she broke my neck

people die everyday after seeing your face ya know

if i were you i would sue my parents

Yo mama is so old this meme is 90 yrs younger then her

your so ugly that i thought you were a posem

rahh most of your makeup can be cleaned with a wipe shut up

Is it just me or, is my roast more popular then you

And just so you know, maybe should eat paint maybe it will acaully make a beauful image on the inside.

I would talk to you while looking at you, but its ambarissing to even look at you because your being an idiot.

do me a favor and give the clown in the mirror a highfive

Wanna hear a funny joke. Ur life.

are u from the trash family?

It’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand

When people make fun of adopted children: "Honey at least I was wanted. Your poor mama didn't have no choice

The gap in between your teeth look like parking slots.

When someone says to you ur so retarted say oh sorry i didnt hear you i thought you were describing yourself

when someone says u cant even roast me back say OMG REALLY I DIDNT KNOW I COULD BURN TRASH

when someone is saying there so cool and they were also mean say to them god stop being delusianol ur not cool u think your freinds are saying things like omg he is such a legend u really think they are trust worthy

you're so fat thanos had to clap

I called a pest exterminator, to exterminate you cause u look like trash

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Too bad you can’t photoshop your ugly personality

It looks like your hair made friends with the dust bunnies under my bed

Your parents got a great job offer at the disappointment club

(Cough) sorry I'm allergic to trash

(Cough) sorry I'm alregic to trash

Ur so fat even dora couldnt explore what was around u

Other roast.